The History Maintenance Commission has released its findings into how best to respond to the possibility of King Arthur’s local hardware store being out of round tables when he enquires. The HMC […]
Jonty Morgan
KNIGHTHOODS WOULD BE AVOIDED IN A WORLD WITHOUT KING ARTHUR Lakes Also Sourced For WMDs
The report released today by the History Maintenance Commission reveals that in a world devoid of King Arthur we could expect great people to hold back on their worthy deeds for fear […]
WHAT IF B & Q WERE OUT OF ROUND TABLES WHEN KING ARTHUR VISITED?
The question that has been put to The History Maintenance Commission is What if B & Q (or the fifth century equivalent hardware store) were out of round tables when King Arthur […]
HISTORY MAINTENANCE COMMISSION ROCKED BY SCANDAL. Assassination of JFK Claims Another Victim
The Hysterical News Agency has received disturbing news regarding the actions of The History Maintenance Commission that will in future limit the scope of their activities. It has come to light, writes […]
DONALD CAMPBELL SAVES WORLD FROM THE LADY WITH THE CLAMP. HMC BOSS HAILS SUCCESSFUL MISSION.
‘I’m delighted to inform you that the mission to prevent Florence Nightingale from becoming known instead as The Lady With The Clamp has been an unqualified success.’ This one line statement was […]
WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR LATEST: DOOMSDAY BOOKS MORE POPULAR WITHOUT HIM
If William The Conqueror failed to get through customs when landing in England in 1066, one of the consequences would be a proliferation in books spelling doom for the world and humankind […]
DONALD CAMPBELL MISSION ON BRINK OF FAILURE AS NIGHTINGALE TUCKS UP HER SKIRTS
Donald Campbell’s valiant attempt to encourage Florence Nightingale to ditch speed restriction devices in 1844 and set herself firmly upon the path of nursing reform appears to have stalled according to the […]
BLEAK OUTLOOK IN FAWKES CASE AS BRITONS TO BECOME HOUSEBOUND IF NO PENNY FOR THE GUY
The first findings have been released from The History Maintenance Commission into what life would be like if Guy Fawkes became a fire safety officer instead of aligning himself to the failed […]
NIGHTINGALE SOLVES MR WHOPPIT OVERSIGHT TO CALM CAMPBELL NERVES
Florence Nightingale has come to the rescue to save the mission designed by the History Maintenance Commission to return her to the path of introducing modern nursing writes Hysterical News Agency Correspondent […]
RICHARD III CONUNDRUM ASSISTS JACK THE RIPPER PROSPECTS
Richard III, the last King of England to die in battle in 1485, (not to be confused with Harold II who was the last King of England to die in Battle, Sussex […]
