The History Maintenance Commission have been investigating the impact on history and our current status if Horatio Nelson, the one armed and one eyed British naval hero, missed the Battle of Trafalgar […]
NELSON’S COLUMN FOR HIRE!
Jonty Morgan
NO DOMESDAY BOOK WOULD PAVE WAY FOR A DOMESDAY NEWSPAPER INSTEAD.
A Domesday Newspaper would become popular in a world in which William The Conqueror had had to pass through customs and excise at Dover in 1066 the Hysterical News Agency understands. The […]
CAN NIGHTINGALE ESCAPE HOUDINI’S ACT Famed Magician Launched In Vital Mission
The Harry Houdini hologram programmed by the History Maintenance Commission has been launched towards 1844 and a meeting with Florence Nightingale writes a Hysterical News Agency Staff Reporter. The HMC has decided […]
WITHOUT JACK THE RIPPER TREES ‘WOOD’ DOMINATE UK LIFE
The History Maintenance Commission has released some of its documents pertaining to what life would be like had Jack The Ripper been inducted into a First-Aid course just prior to the commencement […]
PETER BROUGH & ARCHIE ANDREWS REPORT BACK FROM MISSION NIGHTINGALE
The History Maintenance Commission have received a report from 1844 where the holograms of ventriloquist Peter Brough and his doll Archie Andrews were launched towards to persuade Florence Nightingale to give up […]
MODERN HECKLERS COULD SCUPPER SHAKESPEARE
Hysterical News Agency Staff Reporter NYC Shakespeare could easily find his creative spark dampened by modern loathers of his work the History Maintenance Commission has surmised in a new document released today. […]
WITHOUT CHIPS A GREAT DEAL OF THE UK WILL HAVE HAD THEIRS!! Devastating Findings In Sir Walter Raleigh Case.
Hysterical News Agency Correspondent Nathan Thomas, London, England. ‘One of the most devastating findings the Omphalos has ever conjured!’ Professor Delphi’s very words when revealing the latest conclusions into the question of […]
PETER BROUGH & ARCHIE ANDREWS LAUNCHED IN NIGHTINGALE MISSION
Archie Andrews and Peter Brough (above) launched towards Florence Nightingale. Hysterical News Agency Correspondent Denry Pope, Atlantic City, New Jersey. Mission Nightingale is underway. The History Maintenance Commission announced at a press […]
TRANSPORT WOULD BE STYMIED IF BRUNEL BECAME A MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR
Hysterical News Agency Staff Reporter, Bristol, England. The History Maintenance Commission have been considering for some time now the threat posed to the world if the greatest Victorian engineer, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, […]
BRITAIN’S TOURIST ATTRACTIONS IN A NELSON-LESS WORLD
Hysterical News Agency Correspondent Phyllis John’s Portsmouth, England. The History Maintenance Commission has released a list of how the top tourist sites in Britain would look if Horatio Nelson had missed the […]
