Douglas Jardine’s (left) first report from 1st Century Britain has provoked much criticism. Could the History Maintenance Commission have learned from a previous deployment of cricketer W.G.Grace (right)? Hysterical News Agency Correspondent […]
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WITHOUT BRUNEL PRINCE ALBERT WOULD BE A JAILBIRD.
Hysterical News Agency Correspondent Max Spiring, Milwaukee. July 18. The news broke literally minutes ago in the wee small hours here in Milwaukee via The History Maintenance Commission of information pertaining to […]
DOUGLAS JARDINE HOLOGRAM LAUNCHED TOWARDS AD 60 BRITAIN
Hysterical News Agency Staff Reporter As has been widely predicted, initially by The Hysterical News Agency, the hologram of Douglas Jardine has been called up in the continuing battle to win Boudicca […]
Neville Chamberlain’s Peace Would Have To Be In A Much Earlier Time
Hysterical News Agency Staff Reporter Further to yesterday’s news that famed archaeologist Howard Carter would not have discovered Tutankhamun’s tomb in time due to dying twenty years earlier than he actually did […]
Florence Nightingale & Her Significant Role In The Discovery of Tutankhamun’s Tomb
Astonishing facts were revealed yesterday by the History Maintenance Commission out of Madison Avenue, NYC, regarding the link between Florence Nightingale and THE Archaeological Discovery of the 20th Century writes Hysterical News […]
Tati Reversal In Boudicca Mission ‘Disappointing But Not Fatal’
Hysterical News Agency Correspondent Mitch Silcox, Paris. Mortimer Hackpot, spokesperson for the Historical Maintenance Commission, yesterday admitted that the latest failure to encourage Boudicca Queen of the Iceni to rebel against the […]
Jacques Tati….Monsieur Hulot’s Report from First Century Britain.
Hysterical News Agency Staff Reporter The report from the legendary French Comedian and Mime Artiste Jacques Tati in his guise as Monsieur Hulot and in the further manifestation of a hologram sent […]
Sherlock Holmes….Without Sir Walter Raleigh He Would Be A Fire Hazard.
Hysterical News Agency Staff Reporter Unbelievably disturbing evidence was unleashed upon the unsuspecting public by the Historical Maintenance Commission yesterday to the effect that without Sir Walter Raleigh, or more pertinent to […]
Without Florence Nightingale There Would Be No Nightingale Pledge
Without Florence Nightingale it naturally follows that there would be no Nightingale Pledge, the famous oath all nurses take upon qualifying to care for others, writes Hysterical News Agency Correspondent Nathaniel Rees. […]
BRUNEL LATEST….Evidence of Engineer’s Genius.
Hysterical News Agency Staff Reporter, Bristol, England. The Historical Maintenance Commission have now released their file on Isambard Kingdom Brunel’s background to highlight his importance to history and the threat posed to […]
